Ammon's zone had apartment inspections last week and the following is what he wrote in his paper letter to us:
Today is P-Day. Panic Day. Either tomorrow or Wednesday, President is going to come and inspect our apartment. Oh dear. We are just a little stressed. I sent out a text to my district this morning that said "Hark all ye inhabitants of the earth! The day of judgement is close at hand! For behold the President cometh with fire and with his chariots like a whirlwind and the slain of the President shall be many. In this same day, President shall shave with a razor! That they will but purify their apartments shall stand at that great and terrible day. Watch therefore for ye know neither the day nor the hour that he cometh. Let all things be prepared lest sudden destruction shall come upon us! The great and terrible day is close at hand! Prepare ye the way (see D&C 133, 2 Nephi 17 and Isaiah 66). Happy preparing for Judgement Day!
It is good to know that Ammon is still Ammon.
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